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2012

29

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

People on my FACEBOOK – really care that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are divorcing cuz her contract to protect his homosexuality is up and not even cuz of the broken HOLMES issues that Suri is gonna be dealing with through adolescence leading to opportunity to have sex with her…..I don’t care about any of this Hollywood shit….all I really care about is finding models to fuck…cuz they are everywhere and I am into that….I am also into using the word bro ironically….it has become a bit of an amazing habbit…..bro….that oddly leads to banging models…

It is a long weekend – get off the internet after you get off on the internet to these stepLINKS…

I’m gonna go make my Instagram worth looking at…unless I get to lazy…which is always possible….

Stay tuned. To Be Continued….

J.Woww’s Got Big Titties
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Adele isn’t Pregnant She’s Just Fat
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Charlize Theron Hot in Some Magazine In a See Thru
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Cat Is Most Obedient Cat Ever
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New England Patriots Found Himself A Slut….
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Are Getting Divorced and Katie Holmes is Out for Blood *pops popcorn*
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Another Week, Another Fight Between Alec Baldwin and the Paparazzi
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Dentist in the Park. Wait, What?
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Gallery: The 25 Hottest Female Strippers In Movies
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Sophie Turner Flashes Her Assets
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Remember Lacey Charbet?
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Two Teens Paid $20 to get Naked on Busy Steet
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A Naked Slut and a Puppy
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Free Cam Shows for Some Sexy Fun
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Big Titty Girlfriend on a Slutty Home Video
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Ranking the Divas’ Playboy Pictorials over the Years
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Curvy Mexican Babe Carolina
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Aubrey O’Day Pokies in Leather
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WTF Photo/News Article of the Day
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Beer Brings People Together
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Maria Sharapova Wimbledon Yellow Panties Upskirt
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More Sharon Stone
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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This Bitch is Downright Nuts and It’s All on Video
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Elswhere In The World: Black Market For Body Parts Popular Among Struggling Citizens In Europe
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Gotta Love a Self Shot Hottie
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The Revenge Of Lola’s Wet Summer Tits
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I Don’t Think Her Shorts Can Get Any Shorter
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Miley Cyrus Went to In N Out in Short Shorts
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Gotta Love a Hula Hoop Slut
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Snoop Busted for Weed Possession
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EPic Soccer Shot
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100 Hottest Most Attractive Women in Sports
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Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield Promoting Some Bullshit
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Duck Walking
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100 Hottest Female Olympians
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Rachel Bilson Boring at Versace
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Ali Larter in a Short Skirt
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Krysten Ritter Weird Face Showing Some Back
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Alexa Vega in TIght Pants
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Carolina Minchetti in Maxim Portugal
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Vanessa Hudgens From Behind
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Some Blake Lively Ass in a Skirt
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Joely Fisher Cleavage
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Pippa Makes Crazy Faces at Tennis
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Kelly Brook in Some Hot Shorts
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn Videos
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Bathroom Amateur Sex
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13 of the Most Ridiculous Orgasms
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Hot Drunk College Sex Videos
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Hot Blowjob Video
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The Art of Hating Cum
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The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

29

Jun

Mila Kunis Licking Ice Cream in Glamour August 2012 of the Day

Mila Kunis is alright…especially when not fat for a role and when not fucking Ashton Kutcher or Culkin and his AIDS…and especially when photoshopped for a magazine eating ice cream in short shorts….I am into this even if I hate her and all she represents…..but every once in a while she looks good….This is one of those times,,,,,

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2012

29

Jun

Jessica Szohr See Through of the Day

Jessica Szohr is some Gossip Girl hipster looking trash with hipster prison tattoos that likely mean nothing more than she’s trying too hard to be different while being exactly the same as all her hipster peers, no that I always hate hipster or tattoos, I just do when it is the Hollywood version…..cuz Hollywood is one massive lie….

Well she wore a shirt with no bra, as Hipsters do to be edgie and fashionable….showing a little nipple….


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Posted in:Jessica Szohr

2012

29

Jun

Miranda Kerr Not Naked Enough in Harper’s Bazaar UK August 2012 of the Day

Miranda Kerr is substantially more interesting when she’s getting naked for fashion….you know proving to the world why she’s a top model…and making us forget that she’s had a kid…which is really what I think her biggest legacy to the world is….not random half naked photoshoots you can jerk off to , but proof that so many lazy new mothers out there are bullshit who use their baby as an excuse to justify their weight….kinda like blaming your dog for a fart…but the more serious and less attractive disgusting version….all while Miranda Kerr stays hot…..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2012

29

Jun

Courtney Cox in a Bikini – Unfortunately – of the Day

Courtney Cox is old. She is also the less attractive bitch from Friends, 15 years later, more importantly, she is a victim of “I can’t believe this bitch had sex with that man enough to make babies and get married”….onee of those “I can’t see past her sexual history no matter how hard I try”…cuz sure she has no standards, but you can’t slot me in with David Arquette’s sloppy seconds eater….if you know what I mean….not to mention she’s old….making for a real unfortunate state of affairs…the only thing going for her is that she’s rich, not fat, and will never be alone for those reasons alone….even if she’s old…cuz there’s always a younger gold digger willing to get up on an old sitcom fetish…like her boyfriend co-star who posted these pics of her on twitter….spotting opportunity and jumping it…possibly cumming inside of it…hoping it isn’ t already menopausal….

Posted in:Courtney Cox

2012

29

Jun

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper for Loaded August 2012 of the Day

Sabine Jemeljanova and Ellis Cooper are a couple non-celebrity, decent looking bitches, who are even more decent cuz they are willing to get naked for Loaded Magazine, who probably pay them very little but who give them a stamp of approval that allows them to take their career to the next level, or more likely that will allow them to cut the line at night clubs, or even get paid to host parties, cuz that’s really all they were looking for out of life, and it sure beats being a stripper…I like this hustle….it is pretty much amazing….


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Posted in:Ellis Cooper|NSFW|Sabine Jemeljanova

2012

29

Jun

Alexa Vega Titty for Twitter of the Day

Alex Vega seems interesting….but that’s just because she’s some 23 year old who I haven’t heard of but for those of you perverts who track child stars, she’s the girl from Spy Kids and Twister…..and it is always fun to see some child star who you never noticed have tits…and if you did because you are weird and are into that….you don’t care about the tits, you’re more into cross-referencing her work in 1996 cuz DVDs make her 12 forever….at least for your masturbation purposes…unless you’re one of those weirdos into child stars cuz you predict how hot they are going to grow up to be…not like a pedophile, but like a person who likes to plan and wait for his jerk off opportunity, you know watch it grow…and today is the day….which makes sense cuz it turns out she’s married to a 36 year old and is into that daddy issue shit…it also turns out that she’s a gymnast….this girl is nothing but a win….

Posted in:Alexa Vega

2012

29

Jun

Sharon Stone in a Weird See Through of the Day


Sharon Stone is tapping into her glory days….of flashing body parts that America has deemed inappropriate, indecent, smutty, vulgar, pornographic, obscene and scandalous…you know shit you aren’t supposed to flash or people aren’t supposed to be into you flashing…even though that would make them homosexuals…something else that is frowned upon in America…making for one huge sexually confused culture that is obsessed with violence, sex, money, power, fast food, and material goods….while making a big deal out of a little pussy or titty action….retarded….

What’s even more retarded is Sharon Stone’s shirt….I mean I’d be down with this style if people under 55 picked up on it….because at 55, it is kinda depressing, even if I appreciate how comfortable she is with herself cuz she’s reached the age of not giving a fuck…..and even if I’d still do her….It’d be better on a 20 year old…..

Weird.


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Posted in:NSFW|Sharon Stone

2012

29

Jun

Lindsay Lohan is a Geisha Liz Taylor for Halloween in July of the Day

I have Lindsay Lohan’s phone number, or at least it was her phone number a few years ago, cuz she’s the one who texted me in one of her fits of crazy, that led to a great friendship that ended in her hotel room 3 years ago…

I still text it every couple of days, but rarely get a response….until yesterday where she or whoever it was pretending to be her, went nuts, saying they will call the police and that I am a stalker and shit….

To which I replied;

Good luck on the low grade made for TV movie that screams “I failed bro”….you were a superstar…..now you are nothing….go fuck your useless self with Sam Ronson’s dick…..

That is how romance happens…and it made me laugh, more than her posting this picture where she is playing Liz Taylor as Cleopatra that she felt was Japanese…She’s boring, but I still think she’s got great fake tits…and sometimes that is all that matters….

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2012

29

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Desecrating the Flag for July 4th of the Day

I follow Aubrey O’Day on Instagram, so I saw these pics as she posted them, and I commented on them calling her out for being a pig rolling in the mud and other fun, mean spirited jokes that don’t represent the fact that I’d totally let her smother me to death with her fat ass, even if I find her fat ass a disappointment as far as asses go, because I am used to disappointment, and the fact that she’s been on TV makes her relevant enough to be a good story….I mean pretty much the same reason I’d bang Oprah, Rosie, Whoopi Goldberg and all other gross pussy that’s been labeled a celebrity for whatever glitch in the universe reason….

I do dig that she’s giving some half naked low quality pics to her fan base and haters like me….cuz it is more interesting than her not being half naked….especially when she was destined to be a hooker, she just got side tracked.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Photos

2012

29

Jun

Lucy Pinder Topless Phototshoot for her 2012 Calendar 6 Months In of the Day

Thesee Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar pictures that I’ve been seeing around the internet today, even though 2012 is half over, and the end of the world is only 6 months away, are so fucking hot they froze up my computer and pretty much broke the fucking thing….

Seriously, I never really bother with UK Glamour Models who have hot fucking tits and who don’t mind showing them off, cuz let’s face it they are just tits, even if they are spectacular tits, a lesson more girls need to learn, cuz the only bitches I see flashing and topless in life who aren’t strippers, are feminist lesbians, and there is no real fun in that….but Lucy Pinder gets it, owns it and is going places…


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Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW|Photos

2012

29

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone wrote me to tell me that no one reads my site, they just come to it for the pictures, and that everything I write is stupid, because I guess he has read it enough to know that…because no one who would do such extensive research on the site’s audience would go into this uneducated on the topic….remindng me that people are generally idiots who don’t get it….and solidifying why I write this shit for myself because I have nothing better to do…and more importantly cuz it gets me model pussy….

Here are some morning links, while I wash this smell of model pussy off my hands before my wife thinks it’s a tuna sandwich and tries to eat me….the smell of food even when it is actually the smell of pussy makes her see red motherfuckers….

Say Hello to the Ultimate Contortionist – VIDEO
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20 Biggest (Slutty) nSports Socialites
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Free Cam Shows For Some Friday Sexy
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How To: LAND ON MARS – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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If This Is A Drug Deal, Russell Brand Is A Genius
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Skinny Chick, BIG Dildo – VIDEO
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The 10 Worst TV Shows Inspired By Movies
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been into adventures lately, you know going out there and meeting sluts, convincing them to take nudes with me, or take nudes on me….but I haven’t actually bothered going on any….I have facebook for that….I’m equally unsuccessful from the comfort of my own disgusting, miserable, hell I call home…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Russell Brand Buys Drugs
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Meet the Subway Stairs of Doom – VIDEO
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The Ultimate Contortionist
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Gisele Bundchen in Vogu Brazil
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Germany Asks a WAG to Tone Down Her Sex
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Kim Kardashian is a Pig for Vogue Uomo
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Golf is Stupid But These Trick Shots Are Awesome
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Man Claims Drinking His Wife’s Breast Milk Cured His Erectile Disfunction – Wait, What?
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Unknown Bikini Pictures
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Emma Stone is the Whitest Person on the Face of the Earth, But I Still Love Her
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Hot Lesbians in a Bathtub
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I’d Like to Be All Over Maryanne
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Johnny Depp Wrecked Amber Heard’s Happy Lesbian Home, Maybe
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Free Cam Shows Bring Some Much Needed Sexiness To Your Day
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Skinny College Slut Gets Herslef
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Germany Asks This Sexy Soccer Girlfriend to Tone Down Her Sexy
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Kelly Hall is Bubbletastic
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Soccer WAG Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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You’re Not Gonna Believe What Katie Price Did To Her Boyfriend….
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If I Had All the Money in the World….
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Paparazzi Fight Creates Paris Hilton Upskirt
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Blake Lively, Just Because
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Kim Kardashian is Whoring It Up and Dressed Like Her Mom
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Bar Refaeli + Irina Shayk Chick Fight!! Yesss!
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This Babe Right Here is Hot Shit
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ASSES: a Gallery
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Pure Comedy: Hilarious “Drunk Baby” Caption Pics Take The Internet By Storm!
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She’s Having Fun With a Dildo
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Daria Glover and Cynthia Vellons Get It On
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Kristen Stewart “On The Road” Leaked Boob & Handjob Footage
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Busy Phillips in a Plunging Neckline
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JLo is Still Slutty on Stage
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Big Tittied Romainian
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Chris Brown and Drake Put a Nightclub Out of Business
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Madonna’s Daughter is Posing in a Cone Bra
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This is How THings Land on Mars
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Rihanna Looks Like a Popsicle I want to Shove Up My Ass Tongue First…
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Dianna Agron Braless See Through Tits Make Me Happy
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Miley Cyrus Tits In Lingerie
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Britney Spears Big Titties In Tight Spandex Dress
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Johnny Depp Wrecked Lesbian Home
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Courtney Stodden Outrageous Twitpics….
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100 Hottest Girls in Sports
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Aweome Golf Trick Shot
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Paris Hilton Hardcore Panty Flash
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Selma Blair Boring in White
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Carly Rae Jespen Bpring in Blue
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Emma Stone Boring in a Trench Coat
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Minka Kelly in a White Tank
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Sofia Vergara Ass in Tight Jeans
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Marion Cotillard Looking Hot on Set
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Irina Shayk Hot as Fuck Promoting Shit
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Blake Lively Has Some Rocking Cleavage
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Ashley Tisdale in a Robe
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Skye Sweetnam Bikini Pics on Vacation
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Miranda Kerr’s Topless Beach Pics of the Day
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She Fucks Moolionairs
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Some Bitch Showing her Tits at School
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Some Porn Videos To Jerk Off TO
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Old Woman Fucks for Money
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Some Dancing Boobs
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The reason the Internet is Revolutionary….SLUTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2012

28

Jun

Britney Spears Big Cleavage for X-Factor of the Day

Britney Spears bores me. The only thing good about her was back when she was 17 and doing that School Girl fetish shit, and even then I wasn’t sold on her, it wasn’t until the major breakdowns and the fat years that I had confidence she had anything of substance to offer the world…from getting knocked up by a ghetto white dude who pretended to be black….to shaving her head….and flashing her mom vagina to the paparazzi…she had so much potential…then she got locked down, medicated and boring…and showing some cleavage for some show she’s judging just doesn’t inspire…if anything…it just reminds me of what we’ve lost here….


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Posted in:Britney Spears

2012

28

Jun

Lucy Mecklenburgh White Bikini of the Day

Lucy Mecklenburgh is on some show called the TOWNIES, which is some UK garbage that I assume is like Jersey Shore, but I don’t know what Sussex is, or why anyone cares about it, cuz I am not from the UK…I just know the bitch who is on the show self promoting herself was out in a white bikini, and that’s all it really takes to matter for me….I don’t give a fuck about body, shape or size…sure I like bitches fit and tight…but if they are half naked I’ll stare regardless of whether I like what I am seeing or not…cuz that’s all part of being a pervert….something I’m 80 percent sure I am….


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